Zombie Plan

What's your Zombie Plan?

Oh, it's going to happen. Probably not exactly like the movies. But scientists have said that there is a chance for a couple of different zombifying scenarios. For example - brain parasites. Or neuro-toxins. Things that can affect your brain, essentially turning you into a zombie. Probably not to where you'll want to eat brains, and probably not dead people coming back to life. But hey...you never know.

Tim has a wonderful plan. I won't go into too much detail, because I'm sure he doesn't want his idea stolen. He wants to be the one alive, not some schmuck he doesn't know. He's gone into great detail about how he'll get around. What weapons he'll have. The team he'll have with him. Even a place for "headquarters" or whatever you'd call them. He's a survivor.

Unfortunately for me, my zombie plan consists of hiding in a closet with a box of Twinkies and then realizing that I don't have the fight in me. At which point, I will willingly give myself to become zombified.


The end.

What Have I Been Up To???

So glad you asked.

Since my post forever and ever ago, here are some things I thought you should know:

• I have never loved jeeping as much as I do now. In fact, I had to buy my own. She's still not registered because there are a couple of things we have to fix to make it legal. But I can't wait to take her out and get her dirty. I thought about doing "His" and "Hers" license plates, but I don't know if I wanna be "that couple". Behold. The Jeep I Have Not Named Yet:

 

          Along with this new-found love of Jeeps, I've started learning what a car part is.

• I'm coming up on 4 years at my company. I love it here. When I'm not having a bad day. Or getting annoyed by people's bad habits. I also acquired a second job encoding mail pieces at the US Post Office. I'm working my butt off, but somehow, it's still there in all its glory. I've made some amazing lifelong friends (unless they hate me when I finally decide that I'd look funny with no butt and quit) and I love them to death.

•  I've never loved Tim as much as I do now. And I'm so glad that he loves me for my goods (ahaha!) and my bads. Like when I told him his driving job has caused him to put on the pounds. And when I tease him that his little goatie looks like hair that belongs somewhere else. Or when I get upset that he didn't do the dishes even though he's been at work for 80+ hours so far in the week. Let's just hope it doesn't all go down the pooper when we actually start spending time together. 

• I still have my celebrity crushes. I will always crush on Paavo. But my new obsession is Timothy (good name!!!) Olyphant. He may look old and tattered in I Am Number Four, but hey. We all have our days. I just make it a habit to remember him in his Hitman days. Mmm...yummy. 

Until next time....